Friday, June 30, 2006
=(
Finished my Tort non-assessed n I wud be lying if I said I put any effort into it. Very slip-shot work and I didn't even bother reading through my essay after I completed it. I just left my laptop by the bed and slept. OH FUCK! I didn't put down how many words... lol. Wait, mebbe we don't have to. Oh well, we might not even have to bother putting down the word count and I won't be surprised if i fail this one too. Failed the previous non-assessed work btw(37marks)! But I kinda expected it cause well, it was slip-shot too. YES! I admit it does get me worried but also I should do something bout it. HOW LARH? no fuckin will power.. uGhhHH! I don't even feel pressure from the upcoming mocks ----------> Andrew is a lazy fuckin arsehole
Btw, to 'someone' : At least I got the flowers n' tried to pull something off lor. Yeah! I only thought about it before I got to Subang see.. so Hence the 10 minute scribbled crappy funny ass poem! Didn't turn out right but haha I did try =)
My granny is very ill and she is all the way in Taiping, Perak. Mum is worried sick I can tell. Granny has a heart problem so it's real bad and all now. Parents decided not to go and bring her down to KL today cuz I duno why!! I cancelled plans to stay at home wid sis. Well, Im not gonna complain. Readers please pray for my granny!! =( I'm sad now.. Stupid hospital would admit her w/o a referral aikkz!! So she's staying home with my aunties for close watch! =(
Played futsal today! WOHOO! n i luv nutmeggin ppl! Sry KenBoon ! hahahahahahahahaha...
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
7:23 PM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
I'm a Fake
Small, simple, safe price.
Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets.
This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals.
And I am not afraid to die;
I am not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight,
I want the pain of payment.
What's left, but a section of pigmy sized cuts.
Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks.
Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid.
To fill and spill over and under my thoughts.
My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the gutter.
I'm cutting trying to picture your black, broken heart.
Love is not like anything.
Especially a fucking knife!
Look at me.
You can tell,
By the way I move and do my hair
Do you think that it's me,
Or it's not me?
I don't even care.
I'm alive, I don't smell.
I'm the cleanest I have ever been.
I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry.
Dry.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Do I drink?
Do I date?
I've got perfect placements.
All my ink
Satisfied, in your eyes.
I'm the biggest fan I've got right now.
I made sure I looked how I wanted to look.
The people around me,
The people surround me.
I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry.
Dry.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
My stomach hurts now,
All tied off in lace.
I pray, beg, for anything to hit me in the face.
And this sickness isn't me.
And I pray to fall from grace.
The last thing I see is feeling.
And I'm telling you I'm a fake,
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm a fake.
I'm telling you I'm...
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me, look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Just look at me now.
I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
Fake!
Fake!
Fake!
Genuine fake...
------=>> Big thx to The Used for their music n inspiration =)
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
5:49 PM
Monday, June 26, 2006
tht same old feeling ?
not quite tht feeling..
there is no need to ponder
it's clear that You're just too stuck in the pastbut I'm here in the presentstanding ...in Your presencewaiting..listening..looking out..I wanna get OUT!I hate what You tell me
I don't fucking wanna hear it
No more
please!
and now
I'm dwelling in my conscienceIt's cinch, a routine to me
I've done it a million times over
I can fuck all of thisput everything to a haltand leave...
I'll walk and walk...
by then
you'd know
I won't turn back
I never have...this moments don't feel rightI'm not happy!and sometimeswe find bliss in denial
So
Give me reason not to...I've turned my back and walked too many times and I don't wanna walk down that road yet againGive me reasoncause I'm gettin fed up these things i hear
I really thought you'd do better
*edited*
ps: my own version of literature.. more to come in the future =]
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
11:06 PM
Saturday, June 24, 2006
I'm proud of u sis
Today, I'm posting from Help with my laptop!! Kinda kewl haha.. I'm at the 4th National English Debate Competition aka "Tan Sri Datuk Paduka Dr Hajjah Saleha Debate Cup 2006" among high skewls in Malaysia and my sis, Renee Ewe who is representing Convent Bkt Nanas is in the Semi-finals! Their skewl came up against SMK DJ.. Convent Bkt Nanas is a prestigious skewl in KL and has had and still has the best debate teams around Malaysia. My sis among the younger participants! Omg la.. I'm really fproud of her. She has been the undisputed top student in her younger days and STILL is the undisputed top student in her school and everyone is vying to beat this girl! And hell no! I know best that she isn't a NERD .. She's active in sports and societies, PLUS she is a ver ygood athlete( like me before). Convent Bkt Nanas has never really progressed in this competition before but have emerged as champions on numerous occasions in other debate competitions. In other words, they had good debate teams before and my sis and her teammates are making school history by progressing well in this competition. So its safe to say my sis n her teammates walk around with an air of respect which intimidates other schools.. *salutes*
Anywhoz, their plenty of nerds here. I feel like giving them a wedgie or smth hHAhahaAha...
I watched the semis btwn Convent Bkt Nanas and SMK DJ. My sis was the first speaker and she blew me away! I mean I joke and quarrel and everything under the sun with my sis, but the way she presented her speech was awesome!! Her team had the points and performance wise were great! I watched the Law debate society in my faculty and thought they were good BUT these kids are even BETTER! It was really one sided to everyone and the opposition team (my sis and her teammates were govt) were really confused and started talking rubbish. My sis and her teammates clearly had a good frame of arguments thus making them obvious winners and the opposition were starting to talk rubbish and trying to confuse the judges... My sis did the rebuttal and she clearly set out their points and the opposition were crushed! But somehow the adjudicators came up with a 2 to 1 decision to the Opposition! The whole room was shocked!! The teacher incharge of St Michaels, another good debate team was shocked too cuz it seemed obvious Convent Bkt Nanas were the better team who were more organised, had more matter and better ideas plus produced a good performance! HOW SO ? The top adjudicator in South East Asia said my sis's team had superb arguments which were addressed by my Sis( he was the one adjudicator who voted for my sis's skewl n thinks my sis is good! WOW), the first speaker but her arguments weren't sustainted by the 2nd n 3rd speakers... So oh well! My sis was announced as the Best Speaker!
DAMMIT! Im bloody proud of her... =P She will be getting 1000 bucks plus some Mp3 player and lord noes wat else for reaching the semis and 500 for the best speaker award I think!
:P
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
12:05 PM
Thursday, June 22, 2006
wrong side of the bed
If I had two words to sum up my day, it would be 'no mood'. Another way to put it would be 'I woke up on the wrong side of the bed'. Literally! Cuz I did wake up with my head at the end of the bed and my legs facing the board... Hahaha.. Partly cause I fell asleep last night chatting.
FUCK SUNITHA! I had to rush like hell to college today. We were suppose to have a replacement Contract class at 8am. Thus on every other Thursday we'd start our classes at 9am instead, which leaves us ample of time to get ready for college. DARN THAT BITCH! I just didn't have the mood and was already contemplating napping through my Contract class today and then come just in time for the Criminal class at 9.30am. BUT NO. My conscience told me to go for the 8am class and so I did, and I had to rush to college like a bullet train kay! When I eventually got to class I wasn't too surprised, cause even though I was 10 minutes late, Sunitha would still be alot later than I already was. Here here people, don't fblame her for being late alright? It's just that she has excess fats which turns out to be a burden to her mobility. So 15 minutes went by and I figured she should be here anytime soon. 30 minutes went by and I still thought maybe she'd make it in time. Then 45 minutes went by, HAHAHA... pretty evident she wouldn't come to class rite? Sooooo.... I rushed to school today and sacrificed my precious sleep just to attend her class and she wasn't around! FUCK U MADAM
Besides that, I just lived the rest of the day without any enthusiasm really.. On normal days I'd be like a psycho balls-niac boy. I did laff but I was just ugggh inside. Probably the sleep. Yeah. It's the lack of sleep. Anywhoz, I'm thinking of skipping my Tort tutorial tomorrow. I do have the answers for Trespass to Land but not for Occupier's Liability. So I'll see how the rest of the day goes...
Peace OUT
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
3:47 PM
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
*yawnz*
1. I'm tired larh.. Its 11.48pm now n i wanna KO on my bed yall!
2. (Refer to above) I slept the whole evening larh! Weather so nice. How is it I'm still tired now?
3. The look on your face was priceless! lolz.. Perfect timing! Caught off-guard
4. I'm gettin more pimples man! Wassssup widat?! Late nite W-cup matches la i think
5. Gotta study!
6. (Refer to above) Been sayin tht for ages n I've done NTH!
7. I think after a week of being ill.. I'm all cool now! woohoo
8. I love cars
9. I love being heard, guess thts y I keep posting rubbish on this blog everyday!
10. I'm effin tired bitch!
11. Owhhh pillows n bolsters .. I need it now
12. I wanna skip the whole of tomorrow! I wanna sleep thru ALL the classes
13. This guy in a Satria gave Steph a stare. But a cock stare! Major one too. He stared so long he even looked to the back.. fuckin weird shit
14. Steph, if ure reading this. SJ is a bad place for u!
15. Mexico didn't score their equaliser! ARGHHHH dammit
16. I'm a mean-ass boy
17. I love having fun! (I'm bored now. Plz excuse me lol)
18. Must watch Tokyo Drift again
19. I need to borrow some books 2mrw.. Returned a few today
20. BYE BYE! Im effin sleepy.. Can't take it anymoreeee~~~ Sayin everythin i said before~~~ All this words they make no sense~~~ I find bliss in ignorance~~~ Less I hear the less you say... bla bla bla.. BTW
21. I dun like Sunitha very much.. (Keepin it alil formal lol)
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
11:50 PM
Monday, June 19, 2006
mat remp-it
brooom broom brooommm!!! The sound of the mafuckin exhaust system from the honda kapcai's.. A Malay boy w/o a helmet, a tight shirt n worn out carrot cut jeans... Slippers and occasionally fake Nike air force ones or Timberland boots...
Screeeeeehhhhhh *BANG*The honda kapcai crashes... The bloody and lifeless body of the motorcyclist sprawled on the road, or should i call him
MAT REMPIT!
Yes ppl ! Mat Rempits and their pillion riders are terrorizing our Malaysian roads! swerving it n out.. Doing wheelies n other dumbass stunts which i absolutely hav no clue of. Where to I begin with this?!!
Ok. An experience of mine!
I was heading to Hartamas from Bangsar one nite wid my fren. He was a passenger in my car. After awhile on the highway, traffic started to slow down... N that has never happened before alrite.. Tht fuckin highway is like alwiz clear! So i got infront of the traffic n saw a 'horde' of wat? 60 honda + duno what the fuck motorbikes ! some wid pillion riders n very few with helmets.. I was like " OH MY FUCKIN LORD ! " .. best part was more than half of them were wheely-ing or riding wid their front tyre up in the air! N i followed behind this groupie for like a while n then i got alil fed up... THey took up 2 out of 3 lanes k! so i moved to the fast lane n had to reach up to 160kmph to cut pass them k! wat the fuck man! this guys are NUts ! its like they WANT to die ! n thts not the end of it. This bitch ass mat rempit comes to the left side of my car as i was attempting to cut pass em' n does a mafuckin wheely! RIGHT NEXT TO MY FUCKIN CAR WHICH IS MOVING AT 160 kmph ! wthz!! wtf! my windows were wind down sumore, my effin fren n i had a real shock k! one mafuckin pebble or an ass mistake on his part n he will be under my wheels... ASSHOLE!
Oh fuck its so frustating talkin bout them.. i hav a million n one other stories!
Really, what fuckin spurred me to write bout this bitches was this Ad tht day in GSC. A new Malaysian movie 'Mat Remp-it'! yes yall ! we've got a movie now ! wats this ? some sort of encouragement to this young Malay men to ride like dicks? I sorta remember the catchline 'Saya takkan mati sehingga engin saya masih hidup'.. Smthing lidat! FUCK U ALL ! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I hate Mat Rempits k! U guys are fuckers on the road! Swervin in n out like i duno? Who on earth does this kinda shit! Malaysia is the oni countries wid DUMBfuck motorcyclists like this! They dun fuckin value their lifes! N the Msian govt is tellin us to drive n be considerate to motorcyclist?! Fuck U govt ! these bastards are the ones tht need correctional driving habits ! the die like crash dummies k! gruesome fucks! WHY WHY WHY! n most of the time the cause an accident at the expense of others.. killin others for instance, or their pillion riders! assholes !
OK.. im gettin pissed. i cant think right. im gona stop here. Fuck Mat Rempits!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
9:48 PM
Sunday, June 18, 2006
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY !
A shout out to all the dads in the planet, wait, all the dads in this universe !! LUV UR DADDY !!! wherever he is !! go kiss him hug him wtv larh !!! muahahahahahahaha ! selamat hari bapaaaaaaaaaaaa :P
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
8:20 PM
Saturday, June 17, 2006
semalam's trip to OU
Awrite!! So the day began wid me having to undertake the task of pickin up 3 girls ! I feel so 'USED' !!! lolz nahhh.. Its all kewl horh Steph, Em and Mich? Picked Em & Mich up from Pyramid n then went to DJ to pick Steph up from her house... N off we went to
OU!! Got some shopping lessons from Miss (S)teph ----> U can pronounce it w/o the 'S', in other words jz pronounce it as Miss Teph... LOLz.. Later
[Cow n Krys] arrived n while the girls shopped in
Forever 21, I had to meet up wid
[them] n buy the tix for the movie, (Okok everyone say this wid me!!) .
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT !!!!! woohoooo... I'll ramble bout the movie alil later k.
We decided the day b4 to hav
Korean bbq for lunch so we did. N man, it sucked! Pork fats was ewww... But we had fun playin w our food ! Ask Em n Steph for the ingredients of our
leftover-korean-delight! The waiters n customers were staring at us playin w our food k! N they hav this girl at the entrance/exit who will bow n thank u wen ure finished wid ur food! But wen we left, she was no where to be seen! Must be our mischievious behaviour tht scared her away? So to complete everyone's Korean bbq experience, I personally undertook the task of ushering us out the door (complete wid the bow n thank u)!!
Left for the
movie n it was AWESOME ! words cannot describe how excited i was prior to the movie n later, how all my senses were channelled to the awesome driving scenes! Cudent take my eyes off it! The directors this time were alil smarter cuz they left very lil plot n more car action ! which is wat all car enthusiasts want! The movie even inspired Steph n Mich !! lolz.. Steph wants to learn to drift worh ! funny crap !! n she said the movie no lengchai wo... :( too bad lorh..
Im watchin it again! n buyin the DVD
Here are some pix! from Mich's hp.
OMFG! its a bwig fwat jwuicy worm in our korean BBQ ! someone get the manager! LOL... nah jz some udon Steph & MichHolding some stuff while Steph shops. I kinda look like Oliver Twist huh?
Me pretending to eat the porky fats! steph posing next to lengchai! hahahaha :PCow n his girl, Krys... I think Cow is playin wid the pork fats hahaha. Or he cud be cookin the stuff for his girl so tht he can feed her later? awwwww!!My Udon Mee is longer than Steph's !! hahaha
Ps: There's definitely gona be a sequel.. there's a surprise at the end of the movie. N Steph says she's gona wear her specs n seduce me, to prove tht 2 me she's not ugly! lolz
*edited*
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
4:59 PM
Thursday, June 15, 2006
andrew's fun wid microsoft paint
its inevitable! im a sex magnet!! alil make up n Andrew looks like a star! angelina jolie lips, gisele bundchen's dark blue eyes, jennifer aniston's nose, kristin kreuk's jed black hair, gwyneth paltrow's eyebrows, katie holmes smile, jessica alba's forehead, heidi klum's cheek bones, kelly brook's super hot bod... I'm a dream come true.. Bite me ! hehehe
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
9:39 PM
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
( imagine a title for this post cuz i hav no clue )
Bad HabitsWoke up late again. hihihi. Shits la! Basically oni went for one class this week which was Tort on Monday which i was late! FuCK !!! FUCK! Im a real fucker who wont learn how to kick bad ol' habits. How larh? HOW?!! My new years resolution shud hav been to kick my bad habits. Actually, wen i think about it, i think i have kicked some bad habits la i think. I used to lick my lips or stick abit of my tongue out.. Ok, mebe i still stick abit of my tongue out smtimes but i definitely dun lick my lips like b4. Jz incase u were wondering wat i mean by lickin my lips, go watch Brad Pitt movies n u'll notice the bugger has the same habit as me (strictly NO comparisons w' Brad here plz, jz an eg lol). Besides tht, i think i hav a problem tuning my voice sometimes.. I think sometimes i sound squeaky? n on other times alil too deep?.. So sorry if i sound real one kind sometimes.. I duno wassup wid my voice. Oh another famous habit of mine wud be procrastinating n urmz slackin. Tht one i dun need to address la.
Comin late n skippin' classes
I need to wake up in time now. Damn larh! Im gona fail if i keep doing this.
Need a change
The guys in my class have only one way of having fun in btwn n after classes. We pay a visit to a cybercafe n play CS. hahaha.. I mean its alright cuz its kinda fun n ermz at times really hilarious BUDEN its gettin quite boring now. N there arent any girls in this kinda places SO its quite boring ya noe. HOW can u live w/o girls? I need to meet girls !! n im certainly not gonna get any by visiting tht hell hole lolz.. We shud really go to places like Asia which i frequent last yr. Problem is some of the guys jz duwan to go to these kinda places.. WHY? duno lerh. yeah, one of my classmates will gimme a look wen i suggest we go to Asia. So it kinda sums it up. I mean i need a variation in activities yall!!!!!
Studying n Revision
Havent been doing poop. Yeah nth done la ! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ! Havent done anythin today ( refer to headtitle below )
Falling Ill
Last nite i stayed up to watch the France v Switzerland game n after awhile on the couch i felt rather sick. Body temperature was like a fuckin rollercoaster.. probably got a mafuckin fever. Dragged myself upstairs n brought down my comforter. Felt alil better n ended up dozing off- partly cuz the game was boring. My body was heating up like hell n wen i woke up in the mornin i felt alot better buden wen i got to SJ i felt sick again n samething - body heating up. Lord noes why. Ken gave me some Panadol tablets which i think did me a whole deal of goodddyness hahaha..
FUCKERS
They are everywhere...
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
8:23 PM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
One for Asia !
final score south korea 2 - 1 togo! yessss. both teams started off shaky n rather boring til togo scored in the first half. As expected the stoopid koreans moved up a fewe gears n in the 2nd half, a thru pass to park ji sung created a 1 v 1 situation for park n the togo keeper. he was brought down jz outside the box n a 2nd yellow card/red card for the togo captain who brought park ji sung down!! hahaha.. Then lee chun soo scored a peach from outside the box thru a mafuckin freekick ! HAHA! n then to add salt to togo's wounds. ahn jung hwan scored another from outside the box courtesy of a deflection off a togo player. Hihi hiHI so bottomline, one for asia n the yellow skinned homosapiens on earth hahaha...
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
11:02 PM
my thoughts
1. should i or should i not do it? think about it later this week..
2. japan fuggin lost larh! stupid aussies played better. so wat can i say?
3. i wanna watch the italy v ghana game. cuz well, its italy!
4. i really need to start studyin. But as history proves, i never do.
5. my room is a mess.
6. i wanna play football.
7. i wanna get new boots.
8. need to go shopping ade. clothes are starting to worn out. buden lazy
9. im feelin comfortable lying on my tummy on my bed.
10. i hope i can stay up til the match starts n then keep awake to watch the match
11. contemplating skippin class 2mrw! hahaha jkjk
12. must pass 1st yr n then go on to get at least a 2nd upper n do my BAR.
13. gona miss smth soon.
14. really wanna play wid a football now. im dribbling shadows in my room now!
15. i dun need a shower cuz i jz had one.
16. i wished i had a dog.
17. i wished i had wings!
18. i hav brown eyes?! LOLz
19. my brain is just cuckoo
20. im gettin tired n sleepy.
21. fuck this la
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
12:08 AM
Sunday, June 11, 2006
sweden sweden sweden
ive DECIDED to keep a close eye on Sweden's progress in the W-Cup. Ermz in other words i'll be gunning for em. Fug Holland n Italy d hahaa. A change of heart. Sweden hav good players who'll be pretty fun to watch ie. Ljungberg, Ibrahimovic, Larsson, Mellberg, Allback, Edman n a few otherz. Plus their not a tournament fav to go all the way.. Which makes it more interesting HUhUhu! *smilessss*
Tht doesnt mean im not keepin another eye on France tho hihi
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
12:13 PM
MAKING DECISIONS
Its needless to say. Life is about making
decisions. Imagine living a life without having to make any
decisions. Is it even possible? VERY UNLIKELY id say.. Some would say a pampered person MIGHT be able to live without having to make any REAL
decisions. I wouldnt even bother taking that into account. My take on it would be that if YOU dont make any real
decisions in life. You've probably not even begun to live your life.
Little
decisions would be like to wake up in the morning, gettin ready, taking a shower, cleaning up your room. While big
decisions would probably mean like a career change, gettin married, buying a house? lolz. Maybe those are too big
decisions.. Maybe choosing a career path would already be a big
decision. Then again, its the individual.. How he sees things, what he thinks is really important in life. An ass might think his sexual organs are his most important assets in this world while a devoted husband might think his family are his most important thing in this world. With that, the ass would rather sacrifice his family instead of his penis for eg while the devoted husband wud rather lose his penis than his family.
Look at yourself. Surely you would have made tons of
decisions in life. Take a moment n look back. Its quite nice to think that you've got urself all this way and getting it your way because you know u made those
decisions.
They're gonna be even more
decisions for us humans to make. It may not change the world but it surely paves the way to wateva it is that's next in our life. YEsirEE! Really our
decisions are nothing but a reflection of our ownselves. Its wat makes us unique. Now, Ive got a few
decisions to make haha.. to name one, going to bed.
SO GO OUT N MAKE A DECISION FOOL! ITS UR FUGGIN LIFE IM TALKIN BOUT!!
ps: i use the word decision(s) 15 times in this post.
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
2:32 AM
Friday, June 09, 2006
the Cup of Life!
Germany 2006. Deutschlanddddd!!
All FootBall junkies, puns, fanatics, haters, lovers, players, coaches, ex-players, fans, journalists etc etc. The world relates to FooOOooTball n after 4 yrs the World Cup is back yall! Now in Germany WooHoooo! My single regret is not being able to watch the games from the stands in a German stadium! Oh heck. Im jz so fexcited now!
woho Woho WohOOO !All yall get ur
drums n banjos OUT!! its time to celebrateee wid some brasil n mexicano flavaaa.
HAHAHAHA!!
enjoy this one month of footie peeps... i noe i AM!
MUaHAHHAHAa France alldawayyyy. Mr. Henry to be top scorer haha! fuck england ... *spits*
Besides France Im gunning for the Czech Republic n a few European teams n not to mention ALL THE UNDERDOGS n Asian teams esp Japan.. Shunsuke Nakamura rawkz!
Ole OlE OLE OlEEEEEE OleEE oLEee!! *goes down on knees n clenches fists* *punches the air* hehehe jz fuckin excited!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
7:31 PM
Thursday, June 08, 2006
w-cup feverrrr taking its toll? YES? NO?
- Im typing this post from the Taylor's Coll SJ Library - *edited* n from Home
Woke up LATE again... for the fourth time in a row this week! Shit la.. Class was at 9.30 and i oni reached the coll gate at 9.50! HAHA... decided i had no choice but to skip the Crim class which i DID NOT prepare for n instead go to the library n look up some stuff for Nuisance in Tort. Yeah, I've done really close to nth in the library so far. Wish me luck. Will be going for GPL in 15 mins time. LOL! Oh shucks.. we've got a personal tutor tutee thing going on with Sujata after class... ARGH!
Today, like every other day rushing to coll i had to use the Kesas which also means i hav to pay RM1.60 for the toll plaza. Well, it has been made wayyyy more convenient wid Smart Tag lol. So jz before i reached the Toll Plaza i got my Smart Tag out n was tryin to fix it to my windscreen. After tryin for a while i dropped it n then scrambled to pick it up from the driver's mat. Little did i notice tht the stupid touch n' go card came out from the Smart Tag. I stuck the Smart Tag to my windscreen (w/o the Touch n' Go).. Got into the toll n did NOT slow down. HuHuHu.. N i expected the crossbar thingie to go down alil then back up.. But it did NOT! why? i wasnt yet quite sure.. I was half way thru the thing, roughly 5 metres n still ive not slowed down the car. N jz then it hit me. I then jammed on my brakes or Emergency brako systemo! i stopped jz b4 the crossbar.. Stunned! agaIn ! then i looked at my stopid Smart Tag. HAHAHA... where's the card? The alarm was sounding n i looked back to see if the driver behind me was stunned or not. But i didnt see any car directly behind me but i did see one which was approachin. He got alil too close n his Smart Tag got the sensors n lifted the thing. I FLEW AWAY! haha... so guys, this is how u escape the toll!
Left SJ at about 3 today. Got back home n slept till 8pm. DAMN.. better get going wid my Tort Tute... CIaooozz!!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
10:38 AM
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
VIOLENT Malaysian Motorists!!
wahlauWeY!! jz posted stopid msian motorists n now this? HAHA
Drivin back from Uni today i was up on a flyover heading to Pyramid le. Then there was this old Civic right in front of me going bout 90kmph. N there were motorcyclists at the side further ahead. SO it wud be sensible oni for me to get this guy to move to the left in order to get infront of him. So i DID NOT tailgate him. I came like 3 metres to the back of this ugly civic. N he started brakin! brakin! brakin! to shake me off.. So i moved further behind la. THEN, he moved to the left... N took out a friggin .. WAIT, wat u call those locks for the steering wheel again? oh well, i'll jz call it the steering wheel lock(SWL). The ass took his SWL out n held it out wid his right hand from his window. So i was like WTF?! i honestly tot the ass was gonna trash my car u noe?! HAHAHA ... so i moved to the side n tilted my head up like "WTF?" .. n he tilted his head too. AHH fuck him, i zoomed off incase i smack into a traffic jam n this pyscho comes out n tried smth scary! YES. It really shocked me. PYSCHO DRIVERS !! He didnt bother tryin to keep up, so THANK THE GOD OF ROAD SAFETY !! phewzz..
btw, everyone is workin hard now. N the minute i got home i napped. Its 10pm now n ive yet to do any studyin!! siggh..
OuTtO !
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
10:13 PM
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
StoooPid Malaysian Motorists
-= i dedicate this post to my Cow fren, wait, i mean fren, Cow who cracks me Up eVery Now & tHen =-Right today i had to send my sis to Bangsar for tuition. N i figured it wud be the normal routine le.. 20mins there.. 30mins back. HAHA i was so "RIGHT"! so left the house n pump-ted petrol into my car's petrol tank n bought some snacks at my sis's expense for the journey to Bangsar... On the way to Bangsar some stupid ass Kenari jz wont let me cut into the highway... Soh Hai so i used the emergency lane all the way to get infront of the queue.. Haihs... Then later, on the fast lane the stupid Kenari came again... Tailgating me as if i cud move my car anywhere... We were all going at 80kmph man.. wat u expect me to do man? Fly arh? Putras cant mafuckin fly man! oh wait.. Kenari is a mafuckin bird rite? Ur car shud be the one doing the flying so why u fuckin tailgatin me la bitch..
At Bangsar, i was about to stop behind this Wira at the T-junction. God! He wanted to turn left n i wanted to turn right... N the lane was enuf for oni two cars to go side-by-side.. He had to emergency brake n mahai he stopped in the middle of the lane... So i cudent mafuckin go to the right side of the lane eventho it was clear all the wayyyyy...
Dropped my sis off n got back to my car. NOW.. its the journey back home. Comin out of this place in Bangsar, i had to cut to the far right of the road after comin out of this junction. N i had to cut quick cuz i had to take this turn to the right which isnt far from the junction tht i come out from. Machan! wid my skills no problem la i thought. After cuttin all the way... Just one more lane to cut into! but this stopid Kembara bitch wait bastard wunt lemme in. WHY? thts probably the question of the fuckin millennium. U shud probably likened it to the previous question of the millennium "why did the chicken cross the road?". Ppl will come out wid the dumbest of answers n yes, THERE IS NO ANSWER. i think a person who even bothers answerin it is stupid. SO yeah, the kembara man wont lemme cut in. N i was holding back traffic at the back of me cuz this ass wont lemme in. My car was stuck in btwn both lanes ... half here n half there lol. Traffic was pilling at the back of my car's ass n it was clear in front. wHY? cuz the stupid machan fuckin pundek of a bastard child kembara bitch ass wont fuckin lemme cut infront of his machan sohai chat kembara!
Then i gave in n let the stupid Kembara go. Managed to cut in cuz i saw a gi-normous Metrobus at the back... HUHUHU.. damn chat scarry wei. So, i FINALLY got into the lane. N there is a traffic light. Now to help u picture it. There were two lanes here waiting at the traffic light n i was probably like.... 100 metres away from the traffic light n it took me 30 friggin minutes to reach the traffic light! HOWZAT u ask?! cuz we hav stupid bus drivers in our fucked country. This stopid bus drivers COULDNT GIVE 3 fucks about other drivers on the road. The bloody metrobus tried to cut in from the left jz before the traffic light. HAIYORH! n he didnt bother bout the Gen-2 tht was waiting helplessly for the traffic light to turn green. Bitch! he jz cut in oni .. N some other machan drivers tagged behind the bus n made the traffic congestion even WORST! i was driving at the far right so i shudnt affect me ... BUT NOOOoOO.. those on the left side started cuttin in to the right ! brilliant !!
Traffic light green n i was about to turn right.. This useless son of a female dawg driving an Unser cudnt keep to his side of the lane ... Pushin me further to the outside of the road while we were turnin into the other lane! MACHAN FUCK! not like i didnt haf enuf shit on the road today la sohai Unser.. I ended up slowin into the turnin like .. reallll slow. Then went we got onto the otherside ... he tried to cut infront of me! haiyahhhhh fuck. N he bullied my Putra cuz his sohai Unser is like an armoured truck. give way oni la..
I mean i drive fast n all. N sometimes it may be dangerous to the passengers in my car n me.. n for tht matter, even those around me. But i am safe in the sense i follow traffic rules n regulations except the speed limit. I watch out for cars n i may not alwiz giff way to other cars BUT if its for the sake of helpin to smoothen the traffic i WILL!
Later, on the highway back home.. Two lanes.. N i was speeding down the fast lane so ppl will make way for me. Then i reached this kancil bitch. So i did the usual la, keep full throttle until bout 20 metres away i start slowing down to make it look as if im gonna hit ur ass. HAHA ! but this brave ass kancil bitch didnt budge.. So i ended up tailgating her for 2km! why??? I CUDENT cut to the left either. We were goign at 90kmph.. Please lady .. MOVE! ure hoggin the roadddd... wen i saw alil space btwn her car n the car on the slow lane i quickly swerved in n flashed her eyes till they popped out. SO ANNOYING LARH!
I might drive fast BUT i give way to ppl K!
Anywhoz i came across this HOT car last nite. nismo 350z. FUuuh! Power TO the PEdaL man
Car's Specs
Show:Initial D Front bumper
Initial D Rear bumper
GReddy side skirts
Stillen rear spoiler
Z badge on rear bumper
Z-Xtreme grounding kit (blue)
Polished Plenum
JIC Strut bar Polished
Polished Radiator Cooling Panel
Samco Sport Hose kit(Blue)
Nismo rad cap
Custom Painted Battery Cover (Silver)
Custom Painted Brake fluid cover (Silver)
ZEETOYZ Pwr Steering Cap (blue)
ZEETOYZ Engine Oil Cap (blue)
Custom Painted Engine Cover (Blue)
JIC license plate
Custom Valentine1 Radar Mount
Volk SF Challenge in Rays Metal Coat
19x9.5, +28
19x10.5, +23
tires: BF Goodrich g-force TA KDW
245/35r19 front
285/35r19 Rear (Had to roll my fenders, the tires are so wide!!)
NISMO Floormats
NISMO Seat belt pads
&Go:
GReddy Twin Turbo with
.8Bar Tial Wastegate springs
GReddy FMIC
GReddy Profec e-01 boost controller
GReddy Timing Harness
GReddy Turbo Timer
GReddy EO-1 to emanage wire
GReddy Type RS blow off valve
ATS Twin Plate Carbon Clutch(only weighs 25.5lbs!!)
Forged Internals:
Pauter Connecting rods
Arias pistons 8.6:1 CR, with .02 Overbore
ARP Main studs
ARP Head studs
ARP Rod bolts
Walbro 255 fuel pump
AAM Fuel Return System
RC 550s fuel injectors
Defi BF series:
Boost gauge
Oil Press gauge
EGT Gauge
Defi Control Box
Autometer Single pod
AEM AFR gauge
APS Oil Pan
Stillen Race Pipes
Stillen SS Exhaust Dual Wall tips
NGK one step colder plugs
UR racing pulley set(blue)
Koyo Aluminum Radiator
NISMO Thermostat
B & M short shifter
JIC FLT-A2 Full Suspension Kit
Rotora, 6 piston front brakes(red) with 14inch Crossdrilled/Slotted Rotors
AND 4piston rear brakes(red) with 14inch Crossdrilled/slotted rotors
NX switch panel(future NX intercooler sprayer)
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
10:51 PM
SomE RandOm Pix FroM mY hanDphOne!
Sittin on the bed. Playin the guitar.
(Bangsar)Ming Hon on the phone wid his chick.
(Bangsar)My taiko, Naveen..LOL. puffin away.
(Bangsar)It says: Ground floor 1 jug beer RM25 all nite long 1st floor ladies nite
(Bangsar)Beers
My Putra sittin in the porch on one of those hazy days..
Me, half-naked in a hotel room last yr
Here Im playing some CS in Inferno.. of curz im dead or else i wunt bother taking a pic.
Lamborghini Gallardo. Saw this fine ass in a PD drift i attended last yr.
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
3:44 PM
Monday, June 05, 2006
machan holidays are oveR!!!
STRESS. word of the mafuckin day. WHY? 3 assessments due next month. I think we hav non-assessed shit which im not sure bout. Mocks early next month. Havent studied shit. Yes the word is studied btw and not revision. Cuz ive been day dreamin during lectures n all. AHaHa Fshit.
So i entered Tort lecture fashionably late AGAIN. I think i must hav done it so many times now i shud get some award for best Late student or smth. Issh... sat alone during lecture. haha ... But tht wasnt the highlight of the mafuckin day. It was my HAIR!... I decided to pull my hair all back like a mafia since ive never done it before. LOL had to use so much gel+wax cuz my hair is so fstubborn! wELL, its not as if no one noticed u noe. Evryone fperson noticed my hair n it was like the joke of the century! LOL well it was and it is.. stupid hairstylist.
Contract lecturer, Sunitha is on MC for two days.. WOHOO! tht means we didnt hav lecture n wont hav tute 2mrw. HAHA! Had brkfast in Cabana. N the godamn fried rice had so much garlic i cudent eat it anymore. YUCKS! n then wen i got a refill for my tehOice.. machan! got 2 mafuckin insects! shitz. Went to JS and played some CS ... after tht went to pay my fees n OH went to the library for like 20 mins. Borrowed a book n saw da girls doing notes! OMG... time for me to buck up man.
Well enuf about wat i did today.
Its very diff sometimes wat ppl thought of me THEN and wat ppl see me as NOW. dun get me wrong im not saying the same ppl see me diff now. Its the new ppl i mix wid now. This past 2 yrs hav been wtf change of lifestyle. Guess im a way nicer guy now compared to b4. N im seeing things in a diff light. Meeting diff types of asses n ppl. Guess its just diff n i haf to learn to adapt like a mafuckin predator! WOoOooOO!! andrew the predator of the amazon! ROAR ...
Steph, if ure reading this post. I think its a BAD idea for me to blog on ure blog .. HAHA ppl want a girl postin noT a guy!! guess u got alota guy readers who wanna kao u OR u hav alota girlfrens who wanna BE u OR wanna LESBO wid u. HAHAHA!
OKeY. Andrew -outto-
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7:32 PM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Global warminG
People its so fkin HOT nowadays.. and NO, its not cause andrew is walkin around or the number of chicks in Malaysia are increasing. ITS THE WEATHER! YO! stop burnin rubbish or doing stuff tht causes the friggin ozone layer to thin. Mafuckers i swear i will hunt u down n burn u up myself. Its gonna ultimately lead to disaster yall. Its global warming yall... The ice is gonna melt n the sea level is gonna rise. We will all die. Think about hw the tsunami affected us. Imagine global warming... My bet is its gona be 100 times worst then a tsunami man. Think about our children.. The future, their future, the future of the fuckin human race bitch. We hav to do our friggin part or God is gonna let u burn in hell. YEAH! he will. Thts the oni way its gonna hit u guys right? If u guys arent considerate mafuckers u guys hav to be at least God-fearing ppl rite?! SO PLS ! HELP EARTH N THE HUMAN RACE... heal the worldddd . make it a better place.. for u n for me n the entire human race? OK?
So.. besides global warming. My hair has been having a torrid time. BTW HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY SIS! yeah... went to get a haircut today. Got a mafuckin shit cut. Jay's had to be closd .. so i went to this other place. N MY GAWD! i got some orangish brown color . I shudnt hav just said ' i want dark brown color'... Such a badddd move. The other hairstylists were staring at me. So its quite bad. Here are some pix.
Here I am stoning... from the side to hav a side preview la
Another butt crack pic yall. Slightly closer this time. Cant see the color of the hair tho. BUt i swear its friggin orangish brown in reality man. Fuckin lala. OMG OMG!
So moral of the story: Alwiz go back to ur normal stylist and help stop GLoBal WarMing man.. Its Not as if Malaysia is any cooler !
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
9:46 PM
Saturday, June 03, 2006
X-Men n my hometown
Ystrdy went to the
library again. Early this time n i had to make the morning call to steph instead. We agreed to wake up at 8am ! not bad not bad.. Lolz. When i got to Sj i noticed Steph's car wasnt around yet. WooooOOo this time im earlier ! HAHA. Parked my car in S.Square n on the way walkin out i noticed my hp was off. Got a msg from Nic n Steph. Nic was on his way to Cabana to meet us n Steph said she was gona be late cuz she had tummy ache. Met Nic by coincidence n we headed for
Cabana. HAHAHA.
STEPH WAS LATE! n i counted to 505 so tht makes u 505-100 = 405 seconds late! N as promised i was going to hav a heavy breakfast.. I ordered BIG fried rice n was still hungry.. So i ordered another dish, Spicy Saucage which sux. Ended up givin it to the
cats! (God, jot this down in my good deeds book!)
Did alil tiny bitty bit of studyin. Talked to a senior. Then Nic, Steph n I headed for
Megamall. Nic was supposed to meet up wid his cousins while i suggested we watch
X-Men tiga! So we got our bums there after some traffic congestion n all. Phewz. Nic n his cousins cudent stay around too long so they ended up not watchin X-Men. Got the tickets, did some shoppin(only Steph applies here), met Nadia in Topshop n left 4 da Cinema. Movie was at 2.50 n while we were buyin Popcorn n drinks I saw
Gayman! Uh-OH ... so tht means Yr2 is around. Fuck tht we pretended we didnt see em. HAHAHA
Those who have NOT WATCHEd X-men ... DON'T read this followin paragraph !This movie was the best of the 3 X-Men movies larh. This one is definitely going to get those Marvel Comic addicts crying. LOL! Damn, Cyclops died after only 5mins. Prof Charles Xavier died too! WTF.. its probably to make the fight on the X-Men's part more emotionally packed? N Jean Grey aka Phoenix oso died after killin her lover n mentor! DAMN LARH! But it was certainly quite stupid, funny n kewl. I liked it lerh, Im not sure if u guys do. But this one certainly shocked me.. !!
Later i rushed back to Sj using the NPE cuz i was suppose to head back to JB, hometown!! Lord noes y my dad chosed tht time to go.. Damn spontaneous. Must be the family asking for money larh! Hmmm.. Just to let u guys noe, my dad's family is really topsy-turvy n all larh. U want a good example of how to screw up ur million-dollar-business or destroy ur family, come n take a look at mine. Now my uncles are borrowin money here n there. Some cheated on their wives. U noe, i hav this uncle who is a player even at his age la. Pity his wife n children ya noe. They used to be millionaires n he fucked it ALL UP ! money n family down the drain. This is how sucky it is. I pity the kidz the most... Bcoz of al this crap i dun really look 4ward to CNY as much as others do. But im also not saying all of them are like that. But a few of them.
Haihz... Anywayz this trip got me thinkin alil la. It somehow got me to the thing about people n their individuality. Everyone is different. What u think? There is always something inside us tht makes me diff.. Im talkin more then just differentiating nice guys n bad guys... more like nice guys n nice guys here. Really detailed stuff tht makes us different! Steph said i shudnt look for the stereotype. I guess ure right here. How often do u see someone who is a complete replicate of another? Even u do meet one. Ure bound to find tht there are alot of distinct differences in individuality.. U might find someone who reminds u of this person or tht.. But they r never the same person. NEVER LARH K! hahaha... if u do then one must be a fake ass la pretending to be someone he/she is not. HAHAHA!
Okie dokiez. Im bored now. Back in My RooM. WooHOO! buden no plans.. Someone call me out now!!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
6:31 PM
Thursday, June 01, 2006
kazual law deenah and the pea-pol over There
So on Monday there was this casual law dinner thing for the law faculty. BTW our law faculty comprises of the Yr2, Yr 1 ( Cohort 1 and Cohort 2 ). Yr 2 n Yr 1 Cohort 1 hav jz finished while we Cohort 2's are still in midst of finding our place in the world of Uni (some of us actually). So prior to the dinner, Kat took on the responsibility of passing the word bout the dinner. N i distinctively rememberd tellin her in my text msg " if more than half the class goes, I will go." N yeah, u guess it. Only 6 ppl turned up which includes me! So Kat kinda fooled me into going le tho she didnt tell me anything. Silence still amounts to a positive act here. HahAHA .
Anywhoz, hours before the dinner. There was a massive flood near my place. IT WAS SO SCARY! u c, i dun drive a jeep or pajero of some sort but a Putra. So yea, my car is quite the low larh. I was ramming my car all the way out of paranoia tht my water might masuk my exhaust or engine. I managed to get out of the friggin scary flood wid my car intact... Phews. However some water did go in to some part of my engine bay .. making some crickety sound. OMG ! but it later died down la. [this problem here shall be discussed later in the post]
... Back to the Casual Law Dinner at Tgif, Parade ...
Howkay, then after al the flood n engine bay sounds i eventually got my ass going to subang parade where the thing was suppose to be. Heck, i wore a dark blue button down shirt, normal pants n normal shoes. HahA. Parked across the road n went in to Parade. There i met nic n steph. Joined in by Kat, Huiying n Emily. The thing started off alright la. I frankly didnt wanna be there after i saw oni 6 from my class were there. However, we did eventually go in and ended up sittin on the table near the entrance ( psst : anti-social! ). The whole thing was kewl larh cuz the guys were real friendly. Oh, did i mention, Michelle a yr 2-rian passed papers to us so we cud post questions n give em to the other students in the faculty. Lame! lol.. Then we took plenty of picz n i swear Yr2 is weird !
This is a pic of Nic-Steph-Me! The only decent pic i took the whole day .. Forgif me 4 not being photogenic larh... haha
Right here are the girls from my Class.. (huiying-steph-emily-catwoman)
Back to wat i said bout Yr2 being weird! They hav a complicated hot chick, a guy who is a psycho in my own terms and a Homo. So we talk about Homos nowdyz like they've been integrated into society as normal ppl ? Yeah, it still comes across as freaky to lotz of ppl. Btw i shall disclose all their names here. I dun wanna fuck up their rep hahaaha. So this gay guy in Yr2 sat at our table and thankfully he didnt sit next to me BUT he sat next to poor Nicholas. Lol. Yes! U probably guessed it, Nicholas was sodo-ed front n back , side to side , up n down ! We cudent help laffing at the gay guy's antics! i held up a book to pretend i didnt see wat was going on lol. My good heart told me to drag Nicholas to the loo wid me to save him from the clutches of the Evil Gay Ass... He is real sexy btw. I think Genesis has the hotz for him! hahahaa.. He catwalks n his voice, Uhh ... So deep n sexy! MeEeOwwwW ! *scratch*. Then we hav psycho boys who boast bout being kewl n shit. Now this is the stereotype guys which i really hate! This ass tried to kiss a fren of mine ! Luckily he didnt try to do anymore... To add to that attempted kiss, he shouted at her on another occasion.. tellin her to put on a muzzle the next time he goes out. LOL. all bcoz she raised her voice? Hmm... Tell me u psycho, how is a muzzle gona stop someone from raising their voice? Muzzles dont work on humans btw. Lemme tell u smth psycho boy. There are 3 meaning to the word muzzle, 1. an animals mouth n nose part larh 2. the device used to cover a dog's muzzle to prevent it from biting 3. to prevent someone from 'expressin' their opinions in public. She didnt voice an opinion u idiot! use the right expressions man! Ok, now im done wid psycho guys.
I shall move on to hot-girls-that-come-to-ur-table-and-say-HI-to-look-nice-and-check-u-out
-only-to-give-u-a-fucking-bitchy face-later. Right, this hot chick from Yr2 came to our table n said Hi, so it seemed as if she was real friendly. Later, (steph u said u cud swear she checked me out wen she crossed the table!!) she checks me out.. Steph might hav a word on this though ahahaha... And then she acts SUPER BITCHIFIED VAGINAL RESPIRATION NOSE FLARING wid us juniors. She never turned round wen we talked to the group she was wid, pretending as if we weren't even there! Oh well... Let it beee.... Btw, they're lotz of rumors bout her.. So she's super duper pyscho complicated too ! ahaha ... YR 2 is fucked in tht sense !
Tht was about it for that nite... Steph, Nic n I visited the taylor's library agian today ... Studied alil bit.. I was really restless .. HAHA ! sorry yarh. N we ended up talking btw! interesting topics we were discussing too .. So it didnt turn out THAT bad !
ANywHoz ... Brain Jam Now ! UNTIL NEXT TIME PEEEEEPZ...
oh my car cracked up on me jz b4 i left to the library.. But wen i got back it was alright ! My Putra must be sick ade... haihzz
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9:46 PM