Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry Xmas
HOHOHO!
It's fuckin 4am!
Merry Xmas!
I'm exhausted but really happy!
Hope everyone is TOO!!
YAY WOOHOO WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!
CHEERS TO SANTA N HIS FUCKIN REINDEERS MAN!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
4:03 AM
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Santa's coming to town!
I've got newfound respect for The All-American Rejects =D they're just awesome! ahHh..
Anywhos, Xmas is just round round like really round the fuckin corner yall! woot xD so be good or Santa wont be climbing down ur chimney, eatin ur cookies n milk or humping ur raindeer in the backyard =p
Grandparents and most of the Ewe family will be coming to my house for Xmas, probably would be here on the eve too. Screwed.. I hope they don't hijack my room haha.. -_-
On a better note, Xmas means pressies.. Not sure what I'll be gettin, Santa probably thinks I'm too old to get shit from him so I'll get em' from generous ppl. Fuck u Santa(since he aint giving me shit).. hahaaha.
Nvm, I think I found peace already =D
N oh, Thank you Sook Mei for the Xmas pressie =P I appreciato very mucho!! Yours is on the way I promise.. *muax* =p ps: buzz off geowin!
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4:07 AM
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
where do i go from here?
"We are only human"
A phrase common phrase indeed. But did you know that humans, to an apparently superlative degree amongst all living things, are aware of the passage of time, can remember the past and imagine the future, and are intimately aware of their ow
n mortality. Only human beings are known to ask themselves questions relating to the purpose of life beyond the basic need for survival, or the nature of existence beyond that which is empiricially apparent: What is the meaning of existence? Why was I born? Why am I here? Where will I go when I die? The human struggle to find answers to these questions — and the very fact that we can conceive them and ask them — is what defines the human condition.
LOL. Yes, I did get this from somewhere. Ripped of some article..
Now you know, we humans are capable of asking such questions and having such powerful imagination, we can travel to the end of the universe and imagine the future etc.
With these things we can do, we feel what most creatures don't and we see things differently. Special in a sense la right..
And here I am, confused. Yet this so-called advantage I have cannot help me sort things out.. Maybe too much is not good after all.
I duno what to do already.. I'm just gonna do it and not think too much I guess, I hope I don't regret it. Thanks to you know who. You just nudged me alil into this decision! Cheers to you too. You'll be fine! =P
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
12:24 AM
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Fucking thieves
Yest I got back to my car at around 2am or more like today LOL, I found my Sony Xplod CD player gone and also my stupid smart taggie. Shit la! Fucking thieves mahai go burn in hell. They didn't even have the decency to leave the bottom half of my dashboard around.. Mahaiz! Fuck them man. My bloody tuner for the amplifiers oso must take. Wthz la I don't even think they took the stupid amplifier. Sohaiz man! At least they had some skill la, no breakin of windows and all. Fuck la I'd rather they break the windows then my stupid alarm will go off. Ngek2. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUck! =(
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5:22 PM
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Bar Room Jokes
ARBOREAL
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
HERO
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?
A man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, and then slaps his wife on the backside and says "You're next, fatty".
MACCA CRACKER
A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he is likely to ever go down on one knee again after his recent marriage split. Paul responds Ï'd rather you referred to her as Heather".
HEARTLESS
What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
OLE!
A traveller from Mexico needs some socks during his trip to London, but he speaks no English. So he finds a department store and walks up to a salesman.
The salesman says, "May I help?"
The traveller replies", "No hablo ingles."
The salesman says, "Oh, okay, I'll hold up things and you tell me if that's what you want."
He picks up a shirt. "No."
He holds up some pants. "No."
He holds up a tie. "No, no"
Finally, he holds up some socks. "Eso, si que es!"
"Well, if you knew how to spell it..."
NO KIDDING
Why don't Ken and Barbie have children?
Ken comes in a different box.
TEEING OFF
On a golf tour in Texas, Tiger Woods drives his Buick into a petrol station. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Southern manner. "Howdy, partner," says the attendant, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
Tiger nods a quick "hello"and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the corecourt.
"What hte hell are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're tees,"replied Tiger.
"Huh? What on God's earth do you use those for?"inquires the Texan.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving,"says Tiger
"Holy shee-attt,"says the Yank, "Buick thinks of everything."
FLASH WITH THE CASH (FhM Msia Nov issue)
A man sees a woman in the street with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey love, would you let me bite your boobs for RM100"
"Are you mental?"she replies, and keeps walking.
"Okay, would you let me bite your tits for RM1,000"he asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
The fella keeps trying, "Would you let me bite your breasts for RM10,000?"
She thinks for a while and says, "Hmmm, RM10,000 eh? That's alot of cash. Okay."
So she takes off her blouse to reveal perfect breasts. The man starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them and licking them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you going to bite them?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..."
Dear Invisible Readers,
Just to let you guys/gals know this is a pathetic attempt at filling a post. Sowiez!! I got all of these stuff from my FHM mag lol. Merry Xmas to all ya'll! hoHoHO =D
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1:55 AM
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
The Republic of Malaysia
Democracy (literally
"rule by the people", from the Greek demos, "people," and kratos, "rule") is a form of govt for a nation state, or for an organization in which all the citizens have an equal vote or voice in shaping policy. Today democracy is often assumed to be liberal democracy
. What is liberal democracy? It is a representative democracy in which the ability of the elected representatives to exercise decision-making power is subject to the rule of law, and usually moderated by a constitution that emphasizes the protection of the rights and freedoms of individuals, and which places constraints on the leaders and on the extent to which the will of the majority can be exercised against the rights of minorities. Although there are many other varieties and methods used to govern which differ from nation to nation. *Wiki-edited*
So, I came across smth today. About our Malaysia. The sohai-nes of our nation! I'm no good at all this political trash la but I need to post something haha. Malaysia is just full of shit la. Wasting tax-payers money on the 'best' or 'tallest' or 'biggest' bullshit. Petronas Twin Tower for eg, do we really need to sharp pointy boobs on the KL skyline? and the KL tower is a bloody saucer on a toothpick. What's the purpose of all this shit la? Lemme just quote smth about the Petronas Twin Tower:
"
The Petronas Twin Towers was designed to symbolise strength and grace using geometric principles typified in Islamic architecture"
Just goes to show how sohai la.. look at the quote! was designed to symbolise shit la! Ppl dunt even noe where the fuck Malaysia is. Recently I went to India, a country not too far from here, a bloody educated Indian man had no clue where the fuck our country was.. Some think it's in mainland China. FUCK! We are wastin our shit tax payers shit on two pointy dicks on our skyline in hope that others nations will be able to notice or pinpoint our nation from outerspace wit the two pointy things. They must hav thought la tht NASA might see our nipples on our skyline from outerspace and go like 'Hey see those two things, that's gota be Malaysia man'. What a dumb reason(referring to the quote not the outerspace nipples) for building the twin towers la.
And guess how much the bloody Twin Tower cost us? US 1.2 billion man, a whoopin United States of America punya dollar 1 point 2 BILLION! Holly mama sita! I mean like, imagine what the shit govt could have done better with the 1.2 billion US bucks man! That's a whole lota money, plus you have to bear in mind that it's in US mafuckin dollars.. See, I told you it's a dumb nation and what you get from condemning the fuckers running this country? You get dumped into a dark cell in Perak, mafuckin ISA will nab ur ass and later gay it while in their custody.. Where's the fuckin democracy la? Our mafuckin constitution is also racist la, no offence to the Malay ppl la, you guys didn't draft the constitution. I know it's partly the fault of those bastards carrying the Union Jack but still, fact remains we got a fuckin racist constitution offering dumbshit privileges to the Malays.... It's bloody discrimination infront of our faces, we should be throwing Tunku Abdul Rahman n his knights of the round table into the prison cells la.. Why the fuck should it be any different for them man? They fuckin discriminate oso werd mahai, we discriminate now kenot la fuck! Fuck the peace in the nation la LOL, actually we do need the ISA la, or else whole nation will be chaos but I think we need to be abit more flexi.. Look Mafuckin Najib said alota shit about us yellow ppl oso, why isn't he in a detention centre or in prison? Tht's so blatantly obv la, Mahathir must hav a thing for Najib's hot ass la. Oh man, there is so much to fuck about this nation I think I can talk trash all day LOL.
THen there is the full of shit copycat attitude la mahai. National Service! Ughh.. Man, I've heard so many bullshit stories( I dont mean to say the stories arent authentic ) about ppl gettin possessed by fucktard spirits. Man, Malaysia aint suitable for this shit la! We got too many pontianaks n shit flying around our jungles man! Too bad I never really saw anythin while I was in the boy scouts darn! Altho I had weird experiences which never really affected me la. Hard to explain la diuz! Wanna know or not? Come and ask me la, but dont start shivering in your balls when I tell you my stories.
HOly Fuck la, I dono wat the fuck to blog about la fuck. I'm just so fuckin tired la, today I've been officially announced as the Ponteng King. I hold the record for most classes skipped. Had to see the principal, Sarah Tan! LOL.. Anywhos Fuck the World la, I can't think of shit to write so here is me signing off. Hav a fuckin good day yall. N a Merry Fuck U Xmas! Cheers to all..
Here are pix la of me from not too long ago.
Varun is a shy guy la.. LOL
Tht is a guy who looks like me la, but it isn't me I swear
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10:53 PM