About
< Name: Andrew Ewe
Nick: Andoru::Undervelu::Drew
About ME: music :: football :: arsenal :: cars :: girls :: hanging out :: foos & pool :: hates books :: slacker
food: fastfood,msian food
drink: BEER
colour: black, white
MSN: nice_underpants@hotmail.com
D.O.B: 7th July 1987
land im wakin up to everyday: Malaysia
occupation student/bummer
skewl/college/uni: sktd :: smkdp :: taylors :: reading uni
Monday, June 19, 2006
mat remp-it
brooom broom brooommm!!! The sound of the mafuckin exhaust system from the honda kapcai's.. A Malay boy w/o a helmet, a tight shirt n worn out carrot cut jeans... Slippers and occasionally fake Nike air force ones or Timberland boots...
Screeeeeehhhhhh *BANG*The honda kapcai crashes... The bloody and lifeless body of the motorcyclist sprawled on the road, or should i call him
MAT REMPIT!
Yes ppl ! Mat Rempits and their pillion riders are terrorizing our Malaysian roads! swerving it n out.. Doing wheelies n other dumbass stunts which i absolutely hav no clue of. Where to I begin with this?!!
Ok. An experience of mine!
I was heading to Hartamas from Bangsar one nite wid my fren. He was a passenger in my car. After awhile on the highway, traffic started to slow down... N that has never happened before alrite.. Tht fuckin highway is like alwiz clear! So i got infront of the traffic n saw a 'horde' of wat? 60 honda + duno what the fuck motorbikes ! some wid pillion riders n very few with helmets.. I was like " OH MY FUCKIN LORD ! " .. best part was more than half of them were wheely-ing or riding wid their front tyre up in the air! N i followed behind this groupie for like a while n then i got alil fed up... THey took up 2 out of 3 lanes k! so i moved to the fast lane n had to reach up to 160kmph to cut pass them k! wat the fuck man! this guys are NUts ! its like they WANT to die ! n thts not the end of it. This bitch ass mat rempit comes to the left side of my car as i was attempting to cut pass em' n does a mafuckin wheely! RIGHT NEXT TO MY FUCKIN CAR WHICH IS MOVING AT 160 kmph ! wthz!! wtf! my windows were wind down sumore, my effin fren n i had a real shock k! one mafuckin pebble or an ass mistake on his part n he will be under my wheels... ASSHOLE!
Oh fuck its so frustating talkin bout them.. i hav a million n one other stories!
Really, what fuckin spurred me to write bout this bitches was this Ad tht day in GSC. A new Malaysian movie 'Mat Remp-it'! yes yall ! we've got a movie now ! wats this ? some sort of encouragement to this young Malay men to ride like dicks? I sorta remember the catchline 'Saya takkan mati sehingga engin saya masih hidup'.. Smthing lidat! FUCK U ALL ! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I hate Mat Rempits k! U guys are fuckers on the road! Swervin in n out like i duno? Who on earth does this kinda shit! Malaysia is the oni countries wid DUMBfuck motorcyclists like this! They dun fuckin value their lifes! N the Msian govt is tellin us to drive n be considerate to motorcyclist?! Fuck U govt ! these bastards are the ones tht need correctional driving habits ! the die like crash dummies k! gruesome fucks! WHY WHY WHY! n most of the time the cause an accident at the expense of others.. killin others for instance, or their pillion riders! assholes !
OK.. im gettin pissed. i cant think right. im gona stop here. Fuck Mat Rempits!
[Dear Diary, I FCked Up Bad ToDay..]
9:48 PM
