Dear Diary, I fucked Up Bad this time..

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

StoooPid Malaysian Motorists

-= i dedicate this post to my Cow fren, wait, i mean fren, Cow who cracks me Up eVery Now & tHen =-

Right today i had to send my sis to Bangsar for tuition. N i figured it wud be the normal routine le.. 20mins there.. 30mins back. HAHA i was so "RIGHT"! so left the house n pump-ted petrol into my car's petrol tank n bought some snacks at my sis's expense for the journey to Bangsar... On the way to Bangsar some stupid ass Kenari jz wont let me cut into the highway... Soh Hai so i used the emergency lane all the way to get infront of the queue.. Haihs... Then later, on the fast lane the stupid Kenari came again... Tailgating me as if i cud move my car anywhere... We were all going at 80kmph man.. wat u expect me to do man? Fly arh? Putras cant mafuckin fly man! oh wait.. Kenari is a mafuckin bird rite? Ur car shud be the one doing the flying so why u fuckin tailgatin me la bitch..

At Bangsar, i was about to stop behind this Wira at the T-junction. God! He wanted to turn left n i wanted to turn right... N the lane was enuf for oni two cars to go side-by-side.. He had to emergency brake n mahai he stopped in the middle of the lane... So i cudent mafuckin go to the right side of the lane eventho it was clear all the wayyyyy...

Dropped my sis off n got back to my car. NOW.. its the journey back home. Comin out of this place in Bangsar, i had to cut to the far right of the road after comin out of this junction. N i had to cut quick cuz i had to take this turn to the right which isnt far from the junction tht i come out from. Machan! wid my skills no problem la i thought. After cuttin all the way... Just one more lane to cut into! but this stopid Kembara bitch wait bastard wunt lemme in. WHY? thts probably the question of the fuckin millennium. U shud probably likened it to the previous question of the millennium "why did the chicken cross the road?". Ppl will come out wid the dumbest of answers n yes, THERE IS NO ANSWER. i think a person who even bothers answerin it is stupid. SO yeah, the kembara man wont lemme cut in. N i was holding back traffic at the back of me cuz this ass wont lemme in. My car was stuck in btwn both lanes ... half here n half there lol. Traffic was pilling at the back of my car's ass n it was clear in front. wHY? cuz the stupid machan fuckin pundek of a bastard child kembara bitch ass wont fuckin lemme cut infront of his machan sohai chat kembara!

Then i gave in n let the stupid Kembara go. Managed to cut in cuz i saw a gi-normous Metrobus at the back... HUHUHU.. damn chat scarry wei. So, i FINALLY got into the lane. N there is a traffic light. Now to help u picture it. There were two lanes here waiting at the traffic light n i was probably like.... 100 metres away from the traffic light n it took me 30 friggin minutes to reach the traffic light! HOWZAT u ask?! cuz we hav stupid bus drivers in our fucked country. This stopid bus drivers COULDNT GIVE 3 fucks about other drivers on the road. The bloody metrobus tried to cut in from the left jz before the traffic light. HAIYORH! n he didnt bother bout the Gen-2 tht was waiting helplessly for the traffic light to turn green. Bitch! he jz cut in oni .. N some other machan drivers tagged behind the bus n made the traffic congestion even WORST! i was driving at the far right so i shudnt affect me ... BUT NOOOoOO.. those on the left side started cuttin in to the right ! brilliant !!

Traffic light green n i was about to turn right.. This useless son of a female dawg driving an Unser cudnt keep to his side of the lane ... Pushin me further to the outside of the road while we were turnin into the other lane! MACHAN FUCK! not like i didnt haf enuf shit on the road today la sohai Unser.. I ended up slowin into the turnin like .. reallll slow. Then went we got onto the otherside ... he tried to cut infront of me! haiyahhhhh fuck. N he bullied my Putra cuz his sohai Unser is like an armoured truck. give way oni la..

I mean i drive fast n all. N sometimes it may be dangerous to the passengers in my car n me.. n for tht matter, even those around me. But i am safe in the sense i follow traffic rules n regulations except the speed limit. I watch out for cars n i may not alwiz giff way to other cars BUT if its for the sake of helpin to smoothen the traffic i WILL!

Later, on the highway back home.. Two lanes.. N i was speeding down the fast lane so ppl will make way for me. Then i reached this kancil bitch. So i did the usual la, keep full throttle until bout 20 metres away i start slowing down to make it look as if im gonna hit ur ass. HAHA ! but this brave ass kancil bitch didnt budge.. So i ended up tailgating her for 2km! why??? I CUDENT cut to the left either. We were goign at 90kmph.. Please lady .. MOVE! ure hoggin the roadddd... wen i saw alil space btwn her car n the car on the slow lane i quickly swerved in n flashed her eyes till they popped out. SO ANNOYING LARH!

I might drive fast BUT i give way to ppl K!

Anywhoz i came across this HOT car last nite. nismo 350z. FUuuh! Power TO the PEdaL man

Car's Specs
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Initial D Front bumper
Initial D Rear bumper
GReddy side skirts

Stillen rear spoiler
Z badge on rear bumper
Z-Xtreme grounding kit (blue)
Polished Plenum
JIC Strut bar Polished
Polished Radiator Cooling Panel
Samco Sport Hose kit(Blue)
Nismo rad cap
Custom Painted Battery Cover (Silver)
Custom Painted Brake fluid cover (Silver)
ZEETOYZ Pwr Steering Cap (blue)
ZEETOYZ Engine Oil Cap (blue)
Custom Painted Engine Cover (Blue)
JIC license plate
Custom Valentine1 Radar Mount
Volk SF Challenge in Rays Metal Coat
19x9.5, +28
19x10.5, +23
tires: BF Goodrich g-force TA KDW
245/35r19 front
285/35r19 Rear (Had to roll my fenders, the tires are so wide!!)
NISMO Floormats
NISMO Seat belt pads

&Go:
GReddy Twin Turbo with
.8Bar Tial Wastegate springs
GReddy FMIC
GReddy Profec e-01 boost controller
GReddy Timing Harness
GReddy Turbo Timer
GReddy EO-1 to emanage wire
GReddy Type RS blow off valve
ATS Twin Plate Carbon Clutch(only weighs 25.5lbs!!)
Forged Internals:
Pauter Connecting rods
Arias pistons 8.6:1 CR, with .02 Overbore
ARP Main studs
ARP Head studs
ARP Rod bolts
Walbro 255 fuel pump
AAM Fuel Return System
RC 550s fuel injectors
Defi BF series:
Boost gauge
Oil Press gauge
EGT Gauge
Defi Control Box
Autometer Single pod
AEM AFR gauge
APS Oil Pan
Stillen Race Pipes
Stillen SS Exhaust Dual Wall tips
NGK one step colder plugs
UR racing pulley set(blue)
Koyo Aluminum Radiator
NISMO Thermostat
B & M short shifter
JIC FLT-A2 Full Suspension Kit
Rotora, 6 piston front brakes(red) with 14inch Crossdrilled/Slotted Rotors
AND 4piston rear brakes(red) with 14inch Crossdrilled/slotted rotors
NX switch panel(future NX intercooler sprayer)

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